Thursday, 21 January 2010

omg

I am SO SORRY for the long silence, I bet you all totally missed me. But loads of stuff has been going on. First off I broke up with my bf in the guild – bet you didn't know I had a bf, right? And no its not iMbAmAgé lol! Anyway he was a tank and totally into me (I will post some piccies of myself soon so you can all see what I look like lol) but he wasn't that good. And as you know I can solo heal anything so I like kicked him to the kerb. (and, no, sacerdote, just cos I am single again does not mean I will cybor with you so dont get too excited).

The thing is as soon as they found I was single again the guild like TOTALLY EXPLODED with love for me!!!!! *shy smile* And everything has been INSANE ever since. Honestly they are so sad and desperate, it's a good job they have me, otherwise they'd probably never get to interact with a girl irl at all. They are so grateful that I flirt with them but now they just wont leave me alone at all. And everybody is talking about nothing but me on guild chat all the time. *blush* It's totally exhausting. It's like I have 93 bfs or something!!!!

Hehehe, I have been having some fun with them though. Like I have been getting totally drunk and then trying to heal raids. Everybody thinks I am so cute. Thankfully I am not the sort of person who makes a fool of themselves when they are drunk. I just get all girly cos I am a girl irl and sometimes I type a bit funny and everybody totally loves it.

Hehehe, last Saturday I got so drunk I like fell asleep NAKED at my laptop and then I told the guild and everybody got really excited at the idea of me being NAKED. I bet they are all imaging me NAKED all the time now. I know it is not okay for men to treat women like sex objects because I am a girl irl and although I am not a feminist because feminists are ugly and wear dungarees I agree with some feminist principals. Everybody should be treated equal (except me, of course, I should be treated better because I can solo heal anything – i'm kidding!!!). But anyway I was saying it is okay that my guild are always imagining me NAKED because they are sad and desperate and it is the closest they are likely to get a real NAKED girl. I am like a charity for pathetic loser men, hehehe!!!

52 comments:

  1. You go girl! Those pathetic loser men NEED you!

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  2. I do hope that means that you will get first in line for loot. I mean, charity like that should totally be rewarded!

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  3. Snottydin! How I've missed you so!

    "feminists are ugly and wear dungarees": lawl

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  4. omg i missd u 2!
    ur alwais so nice *^_^*

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  5. N@KED! N@KED!! N@KED!!! an u st111 w0nt c\yb\0r wiv me. :(((((

    u w8 until u c my l337 epeen u canT help urself

    PS i hv no gf atm kthx.

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  6. Two important questions:
    1) I'm afraid of what sort of porn is contained on the other side of these spam comment links.

    2) WHY HAS SNOTTYDIN NOT JOINED SAN?!?!?!?!?

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  7. Well, if you're naked, no wonder you need all those epixx!

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  8. More snottydin soon please!

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  9. 弱者困於環境,智者利用環境~~加油!.........................

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  10. 一定要保持最佳狀況呦,加油!!!期待你發表的新文章!.............................................

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  11. I think the "naked" might have gotten the interest of the entire blog-boto-sphere.

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  12. 欣賞是一種美德~回應是最大的支持^^.................................................................                           

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  13. 向著星球長驅直進的人,反比踟躕在峽路上的人,更容易達到目的。............................................................

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  14. 當一個人內心能容納兩樣相互衝突的東西,這個人便開始變得有價值了。............................................................

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  15. 一個人就像一個分數,他的實際才能是分子,他對自己的評價是分母。分母越大,則分數的價值越小。..................................................

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  16. 河水永遠是相同的,可是每一剎那又都是新的。. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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  17. 一棵樹除非在春天開了花,否則難望在秋天結果。..................................................

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  18. 要在憂患恥辱的環境裡,創造我們自力更生的新生活。..................................................

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  19. THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

    WOWSLUTS LOL

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