Thursday, 29 October 2009
LOL not the singar, I’m like totally not as cool as her *Blush*!
But pink, as being a pink-a-din -and a healing one at that.
And let me tell you all, It’s not easy!
As soon as anyone finds out im a girl in rl, they totally FLIP out! (Especially when they find out I went to Oxford!!)
Like, is it’s so amazing that a girl can be this good at healing? It should be: That it’s amazing that ANYONE can be this good at healing, because that’s what I am in game. I am a totally healing Goddesses (I had to look that word up *giggles*, it means girl in real life who is like a God!), and the haters can’t handle that!
For example I get a lot of hate from other healers when I come into their instance, they FLIP OUT at me, because I heal their tanks this good! *smiles shyly* It’s like in real life, where I am a girl, and everyone looks at me when I enter a room, and they stare at me *giggles*. They stare in game too. They stare because I look totally HOT *flustered*. And it’s not easy to have them stare at me this much. It’s like “come-on can’t you just let me heal in peace?” *blush*. I get totally shy when they distract me like that and take my concentration away from healing. And that’s a problem for the whole raid.
Also, my hotness and super hero powers at healing (im terrible at dps *blush*), makes me steal away all the boys’ attention. So they stand in fires, and run the wrong way. That is usually what happens when we wipe. Even though im such an incredible healer, I just can’t save everyone who stands in fires just staring at me *sighs*. Or like the tank if he likes stares at my… woman parts.*blushes like a gir..like a lot*
Luckily being a girl irl, I’m very skilled at communications and talking. So I’m very good at whispering those that FAIL HARD at playing the game, and calmly explain to them what they did wrong, and teaching them how to play *smiles timidly*.
And as an extra incentive to the very very slow boys playing, I flirt a little with them. It makes everything so much easier. And they respond so well to that.
No I’m like not proud of it, but a girl must do what a girl must do, to get the raid done. *smiles*
Ps the post is called its not easy being pink, because I am a girl irl and because paladins usually wear a lot of pink stuff. And who doesn’t love pink?
Wednesday, 21 October 2009
Snottydin's awesome words have been kindly transcribed today by Tapelia
So I was in Dalaran, hanging out by the fountain and letting people see just how imba I am (my gear is really great, I got a lot of it solo healing raids cos I’m really good lol), when some noob said over general that he was selling the mechanical toad pet for, like, 300g.
I whispered him to ask if I could have one cheaper cos I’m like really a girl irl and stuff and I like pets, but he didn’t get back to me straight away and that like really irritates me cos how dare he not reply doesn’t he know how rude that is?!?!!!
I thought I’d give him another chance so I whispered again, this time using caps so he’d definitely see it and know that he really should reply really quickly:
HAI I CAN HAS TOAD FOR 20G?!?! I’M A GIRL AND I LIKE PETS!!!!!!1!!!1!!11
But he still didn’t reply!! You can’t let people like that get the better of you, cos then you lose respect and that’s like not good so I had to let him know I deserved to be treated better. So what I did, and this was so funny, was start whispering him over and over again, like this:
TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN, TOADMAN
Lol!!!!!! Isn’t that funny?!!! I was laughing so hard and I told my friend (she’s also a grrl in real life to) and she was laughing to lol lol lol so we were both laughing but the guy then said I should stop whispering him and that he wouldn’t let me have a toad for 20g. WTF?!?!?!?! How mean is that and it’s not nice to be mean to grrls people should know that cos its really true and I’m really a grrl.
so I told toadman that if I could have a toad cheap I’d let him come on a raid with me but he STILL didn’t seem convinced and I don’t understand why not cos I’m really good have I mentioned that I can solo heal pretty much anything? By then I was really getting tired of that stupid noob cos he doesn’t know anything and I guess its better that I didn’t go on a raid with him cos I bet he’d run the wrong way and make us all die!!!!
the lesson here is I must stop being so nice to people cos they just try to take advantage of me and don’t realise how lucky they are to have the chance to raid with me. I bet toadman was just hoping I’d talk to him more that’s why he wouldn’t just give me a toad right away but I’m too smart to fall for that lol lol lol Guys always hit on me but I guess they can’t help it cos there lame and don’t get out much while I’m a girl irl.
Tuesday, 13 October 2009
so i get summoned in and get this. they have three healers!!!!!1!!!! for naxx 10. what a bunch of noobs. and one of them was this totally snotty priest. and i'm like you totally don't need 3 healers for naxx 10. i could totally like solo heal this. and for some reason the snotty priest had a major hissy fit and the raid leader was all like its my way or the highway bitch and i was like whatever, you know?
so i like totally ignored him because who did he think he was? the raid leader of me? like no way! and so i was telling the other healers to go dps and they were like acting all wtf about it like they thought they didn't have to do exactly what i say or something. what was there problem? didn't they know i was a girl irl?
so they totally didn't listen to me the stupid idiots. i kept telling them i could totally solo it but it was like the rest of them wanted to like play the game as well, like they thought it was about them and not about me. people on the internet are so weird. it's a good job i'm a girl irl.
the rl had the snotty priest on main tank healing. like i know wtf. it should totally have been me. so i was like screw these guys, i don't have to do what other peopel say i have to do, i'm totally going to main tank heal ANYWAY. that'll totally show them. the raid like nearly totally wiped. what a bunch of noobs. but the snotty priest got the message and switched to raid healing pretty fast after that. lol. you've just gotta be firm to get what u want. like maybe i could have discussed it with the other healers but they had to learn it was all about me.
so we did Naxx and I was totally telling them I could solo heal it but it was really weird. it was like nobody was listening to me. like what is wrong with people?
so anyway the snotty priest like totally ran the wrong way like a noob on thaddius and did some damage to the raid so after i was like:
U RAN THE WRONG WAY!!!!!1111!!!!
I use caps a lot because sometimes people don't answer my whispers so I guess they don't always see them.
And he was all oh well thanks for pointing that out. like what was his problem.
And then he was like yeah i haven't done that fight before i'm just glad i didn't wipe the raid.
So then I tried really hard to be totally nice to him and he was totally mean back. it was like he didn't think i was awesome or something. i know. what a noob.
So then I told him I was a girl irl and it was like he didn't care or something. i know. what was wrong with him. So I started acting like a girl irl so he would know I was telilng the truth and it was like he still didn't care. I guess he doesn't meet many girls irl so he didn't know what to do. What a loser. I bet he couldn't solo heal. lol.