what a noob

so i was in Dalaran and these casual noobs were like totally desperate for a healer. for naxx 10. lol. yeah right. so anyway i was like yeah whatever i’ll come because i'm awesome and they were like way grateful because i was like the most totally geared person there. i know. all this and i'm a girl irl. because i am, you know. a girl irl.

so i get summoned in and get this. they have three healers!!!!!1!!!! for naxx 10. what a bunch of noobs. and one of them was this totally snotty priest. and i'm like you totally don't need 3 healers for naxx 10. i could totally like solo heal this. and for some reason the snotty priest had a major hissy fit and the raid leader was all like its my way or the highway bitch and i was like whatever, you know?

so i like totally ignored him because who did he think he was? the raid leader of me? like no way! and so i was telling the other healers to go dps and they were like acting all wtf about it like they thought they didn't have to do exactly what i say or something. what was there problem? didn't they know i was a girl irl?

so they totally didn't listen to me the stupid idiots. i kept telling them i could totally solo it but it was like the rest of them wanted to like play the game as well, like they thought it was about them and not about me. people on the internet are so weird. it's a good job i'm a girl irl.

the rl had the snotty priest on main tank healing. like i know wtf. it should totally have been me. so i was like screw these guys, i don't have to do what other peopel say i have to do, i'm totally going to main tank heal ANYWAY. that'll totally show them. the raid like nearly totally wiped. what a bunch of noobs. but the snotty priest got the message and switched to raid healing pretty fast after that. lol. you've just gotta be firm to get what u want. like maybe i could have discussed it with the other healers but they had to learn it was all about me.

so we did Naxx and I was totally telling them I could solo heal it but it was really weird. it was like nobody was listening to me. like what is wrong with people?

so anyway the snotty priest like totally ran the wrong way like a noob on thaddius and did some damage to the raid so after i was like:

U RAN THE WRONG WAY!!!!!1111!!!!

I use caps a lot because sometimes people don't answer my whispers so I guess they don't always see them.

And he was all oh well thanks for pointing that out. like what was his problem.

And then he was like yeah i haven't done that fight before i'm just glad i didn't wipe the raid.

So then I tried really hard to be totally nice to him and he was totally mean back. it was like he didn't think i was awesome or something. i know. what a noob.

So then I told him I was a girl irl and it was like he didn't care or something. i know. what was wrong with him. So I started acting like a girl irl so he would know I was telilng the truth and it was like he still didn't care. I guess he doesn't meet many girls irl so he didn't know what to do. What a loser. I bet he couldn't solo heal. lol.