Today's Snottydin post comes courtesy of the ever fabulous Vorla
So I was like looking over my guild the other day, rite, and I noticed they were all like, lame (my gear is all great cause I like soloheal a bunch of raids all the time cause I can totally do that cause I'm a girl irl)! So I was like "I'M TOTALLY NOT DOING THIS N E MOAR!!!1" and /gquit. I was sooo looking forward to having them all beg and stuff for me to come back cause, I can like soloheal and that's totally cool. APPERANTLY!!! they don't know that I'm a girl irl so they were all like whatever. That's so lame! Don't they know I shud be treated like a princess right!
So anyway I was like looking for a new guild who could kno how to like not be rude and stuff. And i saw this dude in /2 going like "This guild or whatever is recruiting! You can join if u r aewsom!!1" and I was like, omg! that's totally me! It seemed like, the perfect guild and I was like omigosh, finally a guild with people who r as kewl as I am!! Maybe even someone who is a girl irl who can be like, my trainee!
So I whispered that dude like "HAI ^_^ did u kno i am a girl irl I am also very awesome so like invite me to ur guild!!!!1" and he whispered me back like "omg a girl that's like awesum!!" and I was like "I KNOOO!!!!". So anyway he invited me to his guild and it was like totally awesome cause everyone was like, as awesome as me at least I think so. I know right fat chance but whatever.
So anyway my new guild is called "ANGLES OF DARKNES" and we r like totally awesome! Everyone is so nice to me cause im a girl irl and everything yeah I know lol rite. This dude sent me some realllyyyy creepy pics on our forums so I guess not everyone can be as respectful of me as that one who invited me. So anyway I asked to be an officer cause I'm a girl irl and they alredy treat me so nice and all and then SOMEHOW!!! it was not very nice anymore! He was like "lol yeah rite" and I was like "WTF U NOOB" and he was like "you think you can be GL first day you join lol" and I was like "..." and totally put him on ignore! Showed him. what a noob, lol.